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Ep 255: James Cook – World’s Worst Tournament Monday, July 4th, 2022

We are halfway through Wimbledon, one of the great sporting tournaments of the year It seems appropriate to embrace our competitive spirits and discuss the World's Worst Tournament in the company of comedian, board gamer and FIFA Men's World Cup nerd James Cook James tells us all about Mussolini's hosting skills, Ben waves a knight around on the end of a lance and Barry tells the touching story of the competition to find the world's very worst golfer Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @jamesecook Follow us on Instagram: @worstfoot Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Sport

Ep 255: James Cook – World’s Worst Tournament

The Third Foot: Midsummer Tuesday, June 21st, 2022

It’s the longest day of the year - which just means more time to listen to podcasts! Ben and Barry are here to brighten your day with a bonus episode all about the Midsummer Festival We slide up and down the Swedish Maypole, smack ourselves in the face with Portuguese leeks and hammers, and we criticise Doctor Johnson’s bonfire Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde Follow us on Instagram: @worstfoot Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Miscellaneous, Podcast

The Third Foot: Midsummer

Ep 254: Sian Davies – World’s Worst Rugby Team Monday, June 20th, 2022

Join us in a muddy ruck on the halfway line as we get down to the mucky business of finding the worst rugby XV of all time, in the company of award-winning Liverpudlian comic Sian Davies We uncover the dark, bloody (and occassionally noble) histoy of rugby, as well as the dictators who had a penchant for a scrum and why the key to success includes a skill for amateur theatre Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @morriseysquiff Follow us on Instagram: @worstfoot @sian_davies_comedy Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Sport

Ep 254: Sian Davies – World’s Worst Rugby Team

Ep 253: Tadiwa Mahlunge – World’s Worst Wedding Ceremony Monday, June 6th, 2022

Buy tickets to see Barry's new short play at Miniaturists at the Arcola Theatre, June 12th 2022 Here come the grooms! We are getting ourselves to the podcast on time this week with comedian Tadiwa Mahlunge to help plan the World's Worst Wedding Ceremony We discover the truth behind Game of Thrones's most famous scene, how to ward of a plague with a mere bit of matrimony and how many weddings are too many weddings Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde Follow us on Instagram: @worstfoot @tadiwamahlunge Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Miscellaneous, Podcast

Ep 253: Tadiwa Mahlunge – World’s Worst Wedding Ceremony

The Third Foot: May Monday, May 30th, 2022

It's been Ben and Barry's birthday this month and to celebrate they're digging out all the best facts about the month of May Find out why maypole are a revolutionaries best friend and which day of the month you should celebreate Pinch Bum Day Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan future live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Podcast, Third Foot

The Third Foot: May

Ep 252: Joe Coles – World’s Worst Aircraft Monday, May 23rd, 2022

This week we take to the skies alongside aeronautical history expert and commodore of the hugely esteemed Hush Kit blog Joe Coles Together we uncover a history of marvellous men in their incredibly stupid flying machines that have too many or too few wings, propellers in places they really shouldn't be and the sort of safety record you'd expect at a nitroglycerin factory staffed by fire jugglers Up, up and away! Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @hush_kit Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast

Ep 252: Joe Coles – World’s Worst Aircraft

Ep 251: Hana Ayoob – World’s Worst Zoo Monday, May 9th, 2022

Someone told us it's all happening at the zoo That someone is illustrator and science communicator Hana Ayoob, that zoo is the World's Worst Zoo, and what's happening there Well, there's taxidermy from Barry, renegade honey badgers from Hana and escaped animal drills gone VERY wrong from Ben! Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @Hana_SciArt Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Science & Nature

Ep 251: Hana Ayoob – World’s Worst Zoo

The Third Foot: The Number 250 Friday, April 29th, 2022

To celebrate us reaching an arbitrary, but also pretty impressive milestone, Ben and Barry find out absolutely everything about the number 250 The trivia tunnels take them to Chinese slang, numerology, Fermat's last theorem and a cracking rabbinical anecdote Keep listening for another 250 episodes if you're a big fan of cobbled together facts about the number 500 Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan future live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Third Foot

The Third Foot: The Number 250

Ep 250: The World’s Worst Bumper Birthday Episode! Wednesday, April 27th, 2022

We're now on Instagram! @worstfoot  It's the big birthday, the day of days, let the jubilation commence! Worst Foot Forward's 250th Episode arrives in all its rag-glads, dressed down to the ones and ready to party like it's 1499 Ben and Barry share all sorts of facts and stories about birthdays, celebrations, presents, ageing and cake with a little help from a whole host of past guests Joining us with their tales of terrible celebrations and baking disasters are Tiernan Douieb, Tatty Hennessy, Kit Chapman, Sacha Coward, Alasdair Beckett-King, Sadie Clark, Felix Trench, Bec Hill and Joel Morris We also have a couple bits of news which we chat about and explain in more detail in the opening 10 minutes The headlines are that the podcast is hereafter going to be released every two weeks rather than weekly to accommodate our increasingly busy schedules That schedule now includes writing the Worst Foot Forward book with the aid of our new writing agent, Emily Sweet - how exciting! We also welcome Nell Thomas on board as our social media manager / official archivist to help us reach more listeners and keep you all up-to-date on what's happening at Worst Foot Towers And for Patreon donors, there will be new treats such as the chance to pose questions to us and our guests in advance of upcoming recordings So, we may be older, not much wiser, ever changing but still the same We hope you enjoy the birthday episode, thanks for sticking by us for the past 5 years and never...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast

Ep 250: The World’s Worst Bumper Birthday Episode!

The People’s Foot: Joel Morris – World’s Worst Musical Film Sunday, April 24th, 2022

We're now on Instagram! https://wwwinstagramcom/worstfoot/  It's the week of our 250th show and we've planned a bumper celebration period for you! Coming up on Wednesday you'll get the 250th episode itself with lots of special appearances by past guests, facts sent in by you lot and some party trivia from Barry and Ben On Friday there will be a 3rd Foot all about the number 250 But to start off the festivities, we asked our Twitter followers what their favourite Worst Foot episode has been and one show kept being mentioned: Episode 93 with Joel Morris about the World's Worst Musical Film So we are re-releasing that show, your fan favourite choice, with a special new intro by Joel Featuring lots of Ringo Starr, a smattering of sport and a whole lot of Liszt Thanks for supporting us through the past 5 years, see you on Wednesday for the big birthday bash! Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @gralefrit Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Art & Literature, Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Music, Podcast

The People’s Foot: Joel Morris – World’s Worst Musical Film

Ep 249: Louie Stowell – World’s Worst Wizard Monday, April 18th, 2022

Roll up your sleeves, wiggle your fingers thaumaturgically and make sure your magical staff is fully charged as we uncover the worst wizards in history and fiction Joined by children's author and Norse god wrangler Louie Stowell we rate a parade of the usual suspects from Gandalf to Potter, discover wizarding celebrities from South London and New Zealand, 1500 year old men who claimed to know Christ and the most unlikely attraction in the history of Disney Land Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @louiestowell Buy Louie's new book here: https://wwwhivecouk/Product/Louie-Stowell/Loki-A-Bad-Gods-Guide-to-Being-Good/26597409 Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Art & Literature, Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast

Ep 249: Louie Stowell – World’s Worst Wizard

Ep 248: David Cumming – World’s Worst Pilot Monday, April 11th, 2022

CONTAAAAAAAAACT! sound of spinning propellers followed by the clanging of a disintegrating engine We're joined this week by star of West End musical hit Operation Mincemeat David Cumming to talk about the world's worst marvelous men in the their flying machines We discover why animals make terrible pilots (other than their lack of opposable thumbs), the inspiring story of the man who never was and the astonishing amount of times pilots have acted with clownish disregard for the safety of their passengers Your exits are located here, here, here and there Good luck We're all counting on you Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde@DaveyCumming Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, History & Politics, Podcast

Ep 248: David Cumming – World’s Worst Pilot

Best Of The Worst Of The Best 17 Sunday, April 3rd, 2022

It's getting a bit sunnier here in the UK so we're adopting a sunny outlook this week It's one of our intermittent epiosdes where we go back to former shows, revisit the topics and look for the BEST in that category rather than worst We explore episodes 81, 82, 84 and 85 and talk about the World's Best Prank, Resignation, Emperor and Detective Expect appearances by clean lions, formally-written cake and our old friend Emperor Norton I of the USA Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Best of the Worst of the Best, Podcast

Best Of The Worst Of The Best 17

Ep 247: Sam Pamphilon – World’s Worst Sex Position Monday, March 28th, 2022

We're feeling erotic, acrobatic and adventurous this week as we're joined by comedian, actor, writer and bedroom athlete Sam Pamphilon to decide upon the very worst that the karma sutra can throw at us As well as the most infamous sex guide in history we discuss the practicalities, benefits and costs of certain well-known numbers to gay and straight couples, why you shouldn't mix extreme sports and sex and the absolute horror of sex in Greek theatre Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @sampamphilon Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Science & Nature

Ep 247: Sam Pamphilon – World’s Worst Sex Position

Ep 246: Lauren Gilbert – World’s Worst Astronomer Monday, March 21st, 2022

We are lifting our eyes to the heavens this week and not just because we are rolling them in disgust but because we are trying to espy the world's worst astronomer We have QI Elf and lapsed physicist Lauren Gilbert joining us to check out Tycho Brahe's nose collection, while Ben attends the Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony and Barry wipes pigeon poop off his telescope Follow us on Twitter: @worstfoot @bazmcstay @benvandervelde @notanastronomer Join us on our Discord server! https://discordgg/9buWKthgfx Visit wwwworstfootforwardpodcastcom for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, and especially as we work on our first book and plan some live shows! https://wwwpatreoncom/WorstFootForward Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose:...


Filed Under: Barry McStay, Ben Van Der Velde, Podcast, Science & Nature

Ep 246: Lauren Gilbert – World’s Worst Astronomer